Editor’s Note: Today, we share a Labor Day edition of Bill Bonner’s Diary. Below, our editor reveals the problem with the idea of a “living wage,” and proposes a few suggestions to “solve” income inequality.
POITOU, FRANCE – Today is Labor Day.
Most of the world pays homage to its sweating, busing, trucking classes, its poor huddled masses… yearning for a cushier seat and a better deal – on May 1.
But President Grover Cleveland chose the first Monday in September.
Of great interest to people in America – as indicated by the newspaper headlines – is how much other people earn.
No one – or almost no one – writing in the editorial pages works at McDonald’s or earns the minimum wage. But practically every one of them has an opinion about how much people with low wages should earn.
A “living wage” is what they say they want. Thirty thousand dollars a year is the amount we’ve seen discussed.
Of course, a national living wage is absurd. It costs far more to live in Manhattan than it does in the Ozarks. And it is far less expensive to live with Mom and Dad than to have a place of one’s own.
But we are not so much concerned with the practical details as with the theory.
We have been told that the people who work at McDonald’s need to earn more. But what about those who write for the editorial pages? Perhaps they should earn less?
If well-educated, well-liquored, and well-paid employees can decide the wages of McDonald’s workers, surely the burger-flippers should have the right to fix the wages of the chattering, meddling, and improving classes.
Were that to happen, our guess is that the well-paid know-it-alls would take a pay cut… which seems proper and just.
We walk into McDonald’s, and a minimum-wage worker serves up our order. We get what we pay for and are content with the transaction; we do not begrudge the worker his recompense.
We read the paper, on the other hand, and we get bilge and nonsense.
Generally, we get decent service and good value for money from the blue-collar worker.
What do we get from the white-collared clown?
Logically, there are only two possibilities. Either wages are determined by a free give-and-take between those who offer their labor and those who want to buy it… or someone sets wages according to his own standards.
The do-gooders want to use other people’s money to raise the wages of the least well paid, but they make no mention of their own money.
Nor do they offer to pay more for their hamburgers so that McDonald’s can pay its workers more.
And what about the poor people who cannot find jobs at all?
If the minimum wage was raised, there would surely be more of them – either because McDonald’s could not afford to hire so many people at higher salaries or because it had replaced its minimum-wage employees with machines!
But the price-fixers are so self-satisfied taking what they think is the high road – driving along comfortably in their Subarus and Priuses – that they can’t be bothered to look out the window. If they did, they would see that setting prices always – always! – makes people poorer, not richer.
Nevertheless, we will give them the benefit of the doubt, if there were any, by trying to imagine how the world could be improved by setting wages for other people.
A Jolly Undertaking
So let us begin with a modest nod to fairness: If it makes sense to set the wages of the least among us, why not do likewise for the most, too?
If people not involved in a labor transaction can know better than the participants what the terms should be, why not set the salaries of editorialists? Publishers? CEOs? Sports celebrities? Movie stars?
There may be cheapness on the low end, but there is extravagant generosity on the other.
If one side should be fixed, why not both?
You can see what a jolly undertaking this would be for a bureaucrat with a sense of mischief.
So instead of allowing the market to set prices, we will set them ourselves.
Yes, we will not stop at rigging the stock market. We’ll rig the labor market, too – by assigning salaries where we think they should be.
So, let’s have a go. We have taken the lead to propose annual salaries for the following trades according to the good we think they do society…
Entrepreneurs (including your editor), poets, inventors, and whacked-out metaphysicians – $100,000
Priests, teachers, mathematicians, scientists, pilots, nurses, and filmmakers – $85,000
Corporate CEOs, prostitutes, writers, bartenders, and hedge fund managers – $75,000
Drivers, laborers, clerks, salesmen, farmers, firemen, and policemen – $50,000
Psychologists, bone-crackers, doctors (including witch doctors), and financial planners – $40,000
Government employees (those not included in the groups above), politicians, drug dealers, world improvers, economists, counterfeiters, psychiatrists, sociologists, political scientists, pollsters, and flimflam artists – $30,000
We do not mean this list to be comprehensive or final. It is just a suggestion – a point of departure toward a “fairer” distribution of national income.
Readers are invited to make their own contributions. Write to [email protected].